This is Laura Mazza. She's a sassy blogger and mom to two kids.
And when it comes to preparing for a new baby, she's got a few hilarious points. Here are her21 tips on getting ready to be a mom:
Good luck! And enjoy future mummas. May the force be with you.
Her viral post had more than 19,000 comments on it. Some people were upset at her satire, while others chimed in with additional points.
"Also stop doing any kind of housework for a while. Throw random bits of laundry around the house and a few boxes of breast pads and nappies everywhere just so you can get the hang of stepping over things," writes one woman.
Another adds, "You forgot rocking constantly from side to side in the checkout line while holding a loaf of bread."
Would you add anything to Laura's list?