THE BEAR BUNKER — No matter how many times I try to warn you people, you still find bears adorable and we're about to hit a fever pitch here.
I'm going to try and warn you again, but my guess is you'll finish watching this video, share it on your social accounts with the caption, "Adorbs," and then all sorts of heart-eyed emojis.
This is a mistake. The caption should read, "Don't let their fluffiness deceive you! Take cover and fight for humankind!" with skull and crossbones emojis.
A family noticed a mama bear and her two cubs in their backyard and immediately pulled out a camera. This isn't bad because the more evidence we have of bears trying to take over the better, but things took a turn for the worse after that.
The bears, likely knowing they were being filmed and shouldn't expose themselves, decided to look innocent and adorable and started playing with the hammock. I'll admit, for a brief moment I forgot myself and joined in with a few aahs as the baby bears tried to climb onto the contraption only to get flipped off the thing. Then I remembered, it's all a rouse.
Bears are our biggest threat and they do everything they can to seem like furry, cuddly and lovable animals, but it's all a part of their dastardly plan to take over the world. Play cute and nice to win the human's trust. Maybe play on their hammock a little. Well, guess what. Today it's your hammock, tomorrow it's the White House.
You've been warned. Share this video and keep your loved ones safe.