THE PASSENGER SEAT — I'd like everyone to meet their new life coach. His name is Dane Miller and he is more committed to belting out Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" than you have been committed to just about anything in your entire life.
OK, I don't know you, so maybe that's not true, but it's likely true about me.
Dane is in the front seat of the car and is owning that song. The facial expressions, the hand movements and the dedication to sing each word is nothing short of amazing.
Long story short, I love Dane. I'm ready to start paying him money to take classes from him on how to live life. If I had half of this dedication to dieting and going to the gym as Dane does to Whitney, I would have the body of Thor. If I'd tried half as hard in college as he did to doing these lyrics justice, I would have graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. The list goes on and on.
Dane, you are an inspiration, and I love this video. It is my new favorite video of all time, and you're officially one of my heroes. Keep singing, big guy, because we're all right here singing along with you. Because of you and your cover of "I Have Nothing," we all now have something. Thanks, Dane. I think Whitney Houston herself would be proud.